Gravity

Today was a very full meeting day, from 10:30 - 5:30 straight. But my noon meeting ended early, so I quickly went to the break room to warm up my lunch. I had a microwave pot pie, where you open one end and leave it in the box with a crisping top. Ding. I lifted the pot pie out of the microwave, with the open end facing me..... and watched the pot pie slide out of the other end and splatter all over the floor. Typical Monday.